Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce could pick anywhere in the world to celebrate their engagement. Paris, the Alps, Tuscany — sure, those are nice. But if they want a honeymoon that blends small-town charm, Southern hospitality, and a dash of “Love Story,” Effingham County is the place. Here are five reasons why:

1. Romantic Strolls

Forget the Eiffel Tower. Picture Taylor and Travis walking hand-in-hand beneath the cypress trees at Ebenezer Creek or catching a Savannah River sunset. No paparazzi, no flashbulbs — just peace, Spanish moss and a soundtrack only she could write.

2. Dining Like Locals

No white tablecloths required. True love is sharing pulled pork at The Rusty Pig BBQ or passing sweet tea across the table at Ms. Jean’s Restaurant. It’s simple, it’s Southern, and it’s the kind of meal you remember more than any five-star feast.

3. Friday Night Lights

Travis knows stadiums, but there’s a different kind of magic under the lights at a South Effingham or Effingham County High football game. He’d feel right at home, while Taylor — guitar in hand at halftime — could turn the stands into her smallest (and loudest) stadium show yet.

4. A Swiftie Serenade

Every honeymoon needs a little surprise. For Effingham County, it would be Taylor stepping onto the stage at Springfield’s Mars Theater. The historic venue is intimate, charming and tailor-made for an “only in Effingham” concert that locals would talk about for decades.

5. A Small-Town Hideaway

What do celebrities really crave after the limelight? Privacy. Effingham County offers it in spades. Here, Taylor and Travis could be just a couple in love — not a headline, not a paparazzi shot, but two newlyweds soaking up quiet moments in a place that feels like home.

Who needs the French Riviera when you’ve got fried chicken, live oaks and Friday night football? Effingham County — complete with sunsets, sweet tea and the Mars Theater — just might be the honeymoon destination America’s favorite couple didn’t know they needed.