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What not to say to your pastor
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Thom Rainer, CEO of LifeWay Christian Resources, wrote an interesting blog recently on things people actually have said (but should not say) to their pastors. It included such statements as:


“Did I wake you up, pastor? It’s only 1 a.m.”
“I like your preaching, pastor, but I really like _________” (fill in the name of a famous TV preacher or author). 
“I wish I had a job like yours, where I would work only one day a week.”


Some people who commented on the blog suggested the pastor should reply, “Yeah, and Olympic sprinters only work 10 seconds every four years.”


What was especially interesting, however, were the comments that other people made on his blog, listing other remarks made to pastors. Here are some samples:


“Pastor, where did you get money to go on vacation? We didn’t pay you to go on vacation.”
“If you had been praying, God would have told you that I was in the hospital.”
“You sure are wasting a lot of water with all these people you are baptizing.”
“It takes money to run a church, and some of ‘those’ people you are bringing in don’t have money.”
“My third cousin died and I never cared much for him and the funeral is 200 miles away. Will you go? You don’t have to speak, but it should we be nice if my pastor would attend.”
“Pastor, I timed you. You preached past the allotted time.”
“Pastor, I need to talk to you after the service” (said as the pastor is walking toward the pulpit to preach).
“Preacher, we pray too much in the worship service.”
“I know the Bible says ____, but _____.”
“I tithe, so technically you work for me.”
“I wish _____ (insert name of another person) was here in church today to hear that sermon.”
“You’re really going to make a great preacher someday.”


I’m amazed that real people actually said all of those things. But then, I shouldn’t be, since some of those things have been said to me over the years! So if you’re looking for a New Year’s resolution, here it is: Don’t say this stuff to your pastor!


(Copyright 2014 by Bob Rogers. Email: brogers@fbcrincon.com. Read this column each Friday in the Herald. Visit my blog at www.bobrogers.me.)

Is there a church for a big woman with an itch?
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A pastor was called to be guest preacher at a church. He knew this church was different when the congregation ended every line of the hymn with the shout of “yeehah!”


As he stood to preach, he noticed that people were spread out on the pews. He would see a person, then a space, then another person, and another space. He wondered why nobody sat next to another person, when he noticed on the pew beside each person was a cowboy hat.


Another time this same preacher was invited to a new church in the city. He was surprised to see that everybody there looked like they had fallen face first into a tackle box, because they had piercings and earrings on every part of the body imaginable. A rock band was playing alternative music on the stage.


As different as these two churches were, they were both growing and reaching people for Christ.


Years ago I was pastor of a small country church in the backwoods of Mississippi. There was another Baptist church just five miles away in the town (population 600). The pastor’s wife at the town church asked me, “Why don’t our two churches merge?” I said, “There are people in my church who would not feel comfortable or fit in at your town church.” She said, “Oh, come on. We’re a small town church. What could be so different?”


I said, “Well, I got one really big woman in my church who, when she gets to feeling an itch, she pulls her dress halfway up and she scratches herself.”


The eyes of this pastor’s wife got really big and she said, “I see what you mean.”


I forgot to tell her about another woman in my church who saw a roach running across the wood floor, so she stomped on it with her bare foot, laughed and shouted, “Aha! I got him!”


Yep, the culture was definitely different where I was pastor.


Jesus upset the religious establishment because He crossed cultural barriers. He loved to eat with tax collectors and Gentiles and other strange people. Jesus walked into the land of Samaria, full of half-breed Jews who worshiped in weird ways and talked different and smelled different.


Jesus walked right up to a Samaritan woman at a well and started talking her language. He accepted her culture, but he let her know her sinful lifestyle had to change. Soon she had the whole town following Jesus (see John 4).


So what cultural barrier is keeping somebody in your community from hearing the gospel? If you tear down the cultural barriers to share Christ in your neighborhood, you may hear the angels shouting, “Yeehah!”


Copyright 2014 by Bob Rogers. Email: brogers@fbcrincon.com. Read this column each Friday in the Herald. Visit my blog at www.bobrogers.me.