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10 things you never hear in church
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Special thanks to Arnease Moore of Rincon for sending me this list of “Ten Things You Never Hear in Church.” I’m passing it along to you exactly as
she sent it to me, so some of it may not apply to your church, and then some of it may hit too close to home! Maybe you can encourage your pastor by letting him hear these statements from you!
Here they are: 10 Things You Never Hear in  Church:
1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew!
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Middle School Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary. Let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminary in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
(Copyright 2011 by Bob Rogers. Email: Read this column each Friday for a mix of religion and humor. For more “Holy Humor,” visit the Web site of First Baptist Church of Rincon at