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Learning how not to pray in church
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Most of us learn to pray from hearing prayers of our family and in our church. But some prayers in church are a lesson in how not to pray.


A deacon from north Georgia told me that he once had to separate two elderly men who were arguing in a Sunday school class. One man was upset with the other because of a decision to move the class to a different room. The deacon took the two men to a room by themselves and said, “Now let’s pray about this.” So the one who was upset began to pray, “Lord, you know that old fool, Jim ...”


A Christian lady from Liberia, Africa, told me that her church once had an all-night prayer meeting. The pastor fell on his face before the Lord to pray, and soon fell asleep. After a time of prayer, everybody got up, but the pastor was still on his face, snoring. The church members stood around the pastor, wondering what to do. Finally, somebody punched the pastor to wake him up. The pastor jumped to his feet and said, “Praise the Lord!” They asked him what he had been doing, and he said, “I was getting a revelation.” The lady said, “I think he was really getting some rest.”


Despite our best efforts, our prayers can go wrong. No wonder Jesus’ disciples once asked Him, “Lord, teach us to pray” (Luke 11:1).


Jesus responded to the request of the disciples by giving them the Lord’s Prayer as a model to follow. The prayer has the right balance of focus on God and requests for our needs, and it is short enough that we can pray it without falling asleep. It’s still a good example of prayer for us today.


(Copyright 2013 by Bob Rogers. Email: brogers@fbcrincon.com. Read this column each Friday in the Herald. Visit my blog at www.bobrogers.me.)

Is there a church for a big woman with an itch?
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A pastor was called to be guest preacher at a church. He knew this church was different when the congregation ended every line of the hymn with the shout of “yeehah!”


As he stood to preach, he noticed that people were spread out on the pews. He would see a person, then a space, then another person, and another space. He wondered why nobody sat next to another person, when he noticed on the pew beside each person was a cowboy hat.


Another time this same preacher was invited to a new church in the city. He was surprised to see that everybody there looked like they had fallen face first into a tackle box, because they had piercings and earrings on every part of the body imaginable. A rock band was playing alternative music on the stage.


As different as these two churches were, they were both growing and reaching people for Christ.


Years ago I was pastor of a small country church in the backwoods of Mississippi. There was another Baptist church just five miles away in the town (population 600). The pastor’s wife at the town church asked me, “Why don’t our two churches merge?” I said, “There are people in my church who would not feel comfortable or fit in at your town church.” She said, “Oh, come on. We’re a small town church. What could be so different?”


I said, “Well, I got one really big woman in my church who, when she gets to feeling an itch, she pulls her dress halfway up and she scratches herself.”


The eyes of this pastor’s wife got really big and she said, “I see what you mean.”


I forgot to tell her about another woman in my church who saw a roach running across the wood floor, so she stomped on it with her bare foot, laughed and shouted, “Aha! I got him!”


Yep, the culture was definitely different where I was pastor.


Jesus upset the religious establishment because He crossed cultural barriers. He loved to eat with tax collectors and Gentiles and other strange people. Jesus walked into the land of Samaria, full of half-breed Jews who worshiped in weird ways and talked different and smelled different.


Jesus walked right up to a Samaritan woman at a well and started talking her language. He accepted her culture, but he let her know her sinful lifestyle had to change. Soon she had the whole town following Jesus (see John 4).


So what cultural barrier is keeping somebody in your community from hearing the gospel? If you tear down the cultural barriers to share Christ in your neighborhood, you may hear the angels shouting, “Yeehah!”


Copyright 2014 by Bob Rogers. Email: brogers@fbcrincon.com. Read this column each Friday in the Herald. Visit my blog at www.bobrogers.me.