So. President Obama has gone through a metamorphosis. The cocoon has become a monarch — butterfly, that is — and has spread his wings to embrace the homosexual humans who live in his domain. Excuse me, I don’t mean to diss anyone. Let me also add the trannies and bisexuals in his garden of flowering understanding, too.

I am still trying to get my brain wrapped around his acceptance of gay marriage as an "evolution."

I wish we could all "evolve" in how we make our decisions about life. It’s certainly a great way to buy time.

But then, of course, you’re backed into a corner when the VP opens his yap and jumps on the bandwagon before you get a chance to develop, mature, climb out of your cocoon, and flap your newly evolved wings.

Gimme a break.

I have several friends who are currently living an "alternative" lifestyle, but then I’m sure that’s how they refer to the way I live. You know ... ’cause I’m heterosexual.

I got no beef with folks who want to bond themselves in holy matrimony to folks of the same sexual persuasion, but I also don’t want to have to hear about it 24/7 when I turn on the television.

I don’t care if you’re gay, I don’t care if you cross-dress, I don’t care if you think my lifestyle is wrong, boring, or too straight.

Does the Prez expect that his newly-developed idea on marriage in America will garner him that corner of the voter market? Sure. Of course. Why else would he be so quick to jump in front of the bus after Biden nearly threw him under it?

I guess it’s because the clock is tickin’ down on his time in office and he’s got some serious backpedaling to do.

He hasn’t created any jobs, he hasn’t done one thing to work toward "world peace," except promise the Russians he’ll have more leeway to work with them after he’s re-elected - which, you know, tells me that the election machine is already chugging away to make sure he gets re-elected come heck or high water (or voter fraud ... again). How do you make a remark like that before we’re even close to the election?

And if POTUS managed to raise $43 million in April, why is he not sending that money to families around the country who are out of work and out of gas on unemployment benefits? It’s mindboggling to me that he can raise millions of dollars to run television ads and blast conservative folks and yet totally turn his back on what Americans need.

We don’t need another four years of his windbag politics.

We don’t need another four years of trillions of dollars disappearing into thin air.

I know.

I shouldn’t whine.

I shouldn’t gripe.

I should be grateful that we are still — for the time being — "One Nation Under God," but I get the strong feeling that we won’t even have that in another 10 years.

We’ll be sharing our faiths and values with sharia law and whatever else the Muslim Brotherhood will be dictating to us.

What? You think I’m an alarmist?

Think again.

Has POTUS ever really laid out the "plan" he has for our country? No. Not ever. He just keeps saying we need to change things and to move forward. But what the heck is he talking about? He is talking about changing the way America thinks, works, and acts.

He wants us all to be dependent on the government to tell us what to do, where to go, what to buy ... they’ve already started implementing that, too.

The sad reality is, so many Americans are gullible enough to fall for it and just refuse to think with the brains God gave them.

You can sit and listen to him talk about the 99 percent and how us poor middle class folks are suffering because the 1 percent doesn’t pay enough taxes and how the playing field needs to be leveled, but is he still thinking that when he leans back in his chair in the Oval Office, puts his feet up on the desk, and goes, "Cha-ching!" when he learns that $43 million is going into his campaign fund?

I doubt it.

I’m sure the Rainbow Coalition will be out in full force for our evolving monarch come November. Go for it, and peace be with you all.

But remember, folks, there is still about six months left before you enter that polling booth. And when you go in, remember these words of wisdom: "Use your head for something other than a hat rack."

And if it makes you happy to be gay, you have the President’s blessing.

Mine too.